spulberica

ne iese?

 

 

#1

yesterday i stumbled in quite a situation. saw some nice mattresses in the window of a furniture-wannabe-elvila-shop, entered the room,  looked at one that seemed quite nice and asked the vendor some details [already broke the windowshopping barrier]. in the end, i asked if he had some feedback from customers that had bought the same type of mattress. and then, the answer came:

"i had one, but i’ve lent it to someone and he didn’t bring it back"

 

#2

i went to get some information about contracting a bank loan.  i answered to a set of questions regarding my monthly salary, actual job, income and employment history. everything was ok until she gave me the bad news. i’m not married hence i can’t get the loan. bollocks. anyone for a quick marriage ?!

 

#3

i met provinciala. she’s tall. and blonde.